45 quotes
“Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory.”
— Albert Schweitzer
“If you feel too small to make a difference try sleeping with a mosquito.”
— Mother Teresa
“The eye of man hath not heard, the ear of man hath not seen, man's hand is not able to taste, his tongue to conceive, nor his heart to report, what my dream was.”
— William Shakespeare
“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked”
— David Tyson
“Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes.”
— Oscar Wilde
“The greatest thing in family life is to take a hint when a hint is intended — and not to take a hint when a hint is not intended.”
— Robert Frost
“Never trust a computer you cannot throw out a window”
— Steve Wozniak
“Families are like fudge: mostly sweet with a few nuts.”
— Wilfred Peterson
“You can observe a lot by watching”
— Yogi Berra
“Work is the curse of the drinking classes.”
“Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.”
“Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.”
— Mark Twain
“The family. We were a strange little band of characters trudging through life sharing diseases and toothpaste coveting one anothers desserts.”
— Erma Bombeck
“If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton you may as well make it dance.”
— George Bernard Shaw
“If you think you are too small to make a difference try sleeping with a mosquito”
— Dalai Lama
“A good laugh and a long sleep are the two best cures for anything”
— Irish Proverb
“A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men women an occasional animal and the common cold.”
— Ogden Nash
“People often say that motivation doesnt last. Well, neither does bathing. Thats why we recommend it daily.”
— Zig Ziglar
“Time, which alone makes the reputation of men, ends by making their defects respectable.”
— Voltaire
“A book is a mirror if an ass peers into it you cannot expect an apostle to look out”
— Georg Christoph Lichtenberg
“The family motto of the human race should be: You cant choose your relatives.”
— Terry Pratchett
“Happiness is having a large loving caring close-knit family in another city.”
— George Burns
“I have chosen to be happy because it is good for my health.”
“If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.”
“I had rather have a fool to make me merry than experience to make me sad.”
“Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.”
— Elbert Hubbard
“God created paper for the purpose of drawing architecture on it everything else is at least for me an abuse of paper”
— Alvar Aalto
“One of the secrets of family life is that all the really important things are said in jest.”
— Lewis Carroll
“The best way to keep children at home in a family is to make the home atmosphere pleasant and let the air out of the tires.”
— Dorothy Parker
“A day without laughter is a day wasted in creative spirit”
— Charlie Chaplin
“Literature is the most agreeable way of ignoring life.”
— Fernando Pessoa
“I am always ready to learn although I do not always like being taught.”
— Unknown
“A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday”
“The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.”
“A husband in a family is what is left of a lover after the nerve has been extracted.”
— Helen Rowland
“The family — that dear octopus from whose tentacles we never quite escape, nor, in our inmost hearts, ever quite wish to.”
— Dodie Smith
“The supply of good nature in the world is far in excess of the demand.”
— Josh Billings
“The right time to dine is: for the rich man, when he is hungry; and for the poor man, when he has something to eat.”
— Seneca
“Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.”
— Hector Berlioz
“Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.”
“The secret source of humor in a family is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven.”
“When your children are teenagers it is important to have a dog in the family so that someone in the house is happy to see you.”
— Nora Ephron
“In America there are two classes of travel: first class and with family children.”
— Russell Baker
“Family is a collection of people who share the same genes but cannot agree on a place for dinner.”
— Anne Lamott
“A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way.”
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